A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
by a_fool December 26, 2025
Get the Christian Sandwich mug.A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.
Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.
Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.
Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”
by youheheme January 5, 2026
Get the Christian S mug.Someone with a soul and mind as deep as the inner most parts of the earth, and a heart that gives definition to the word “Gentleness.” In his smile and laugh you find peace and safety, assured that you can be yourself and still be precious in his eyes. Someone with a character of integrity and unwavering goodness, his view of the world and people an inspiration, someone you can learn from and who will always believe in and encourage you. A shoulder to cry on. A friend to laugh with. You can trust him with your heart in the most delicate of ways. His ability to understand and listen is the most precious gift, and he cares deeply for those he loves.
by coffeeinthenighttime November 22, 2021
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Get the Christian mug.The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021
Get the Christian mug.TOld ya christian. Its a strong soul who can lift things mentally but not physically. a weakling basically
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Get the christian seow mug.5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
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