Can

Someone who behaves like an ape and has no drip at all

Frank: Is that can over there doing monkey noises?
Lisa: not again!

by Nibbzz November 23, 2021

Pop can

A penis that is the same size as a “pop can”, refers to a penis that is short but wide

I got a pop can dick! She’s short but wide, the girls can barely handle it!

by pappahorseballs February 6, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

2/2 ng but what can i say

2/2ng but what can I say

2/2 ng but what can I say

by confused9999 December 1, 2019

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.

I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023