Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.

Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.

by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022

Big boned

Someone who looks like Carlton.

That guys big boned!

He must be related to Carlton!

by Carzy_Chick May 28, 2021

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 4, 2020

Bone the chones

When a tranny walks around with a fat ass boner in their tranny chones

"I love going to Walmart and seeing all the trannies with the bone the chones"

by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

Bone thugs

A group of skinny bitches

Omg Kelly look at the group of bone thugs wearing thongs to go swimming

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Pro bone-o

Any act or service that could command a price, but is done freely for the sake of getting laid.

I came up with this when my bro mentioned remodeling his ex-wifes home.

"Damn, so are you getting paid for this or is it pro BONE-o?"

by Harry Hen March 29, 2021