Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.

Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block

by Hellawo December 13, 2017

Karacock block

When someone deliberately refuses to sing along when you start singing in a public place, mostly because they feel ashamed and regretful of being your friend.

While walking down the street:
"...IIII CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD-"
"..."
"Jesus Karen you're such a karacock block"

by OrsacchiottoIlCAZZO January 9, 2018

Catch ya on the block

Catch you later
See you later

Alright man, catch ya on the block

by flossin41 September 22, 2017

elbow block

.A magickarpusedfly meme that being used by a 12 years old

Elbow block on them haters.

by heideo kujima September 28, 2017

bullshitters block

So you've heard of writer's block well this is basically the same thing but this occurs when you are trying to bullshit your way through an English assignment that is due tomorrow, at roughly 1: oo pm.

Man, my prof is going to be pissed, I didn't complete one of our assignments last night, I had bullshitters block.

by I drive a prius October 1, 2017

Elbow block

The act of blocking anything bad in your life.

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.

by got a little sexual October 14, 2017

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017