Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018

Douche Canoe

Anyone who is french

Frenchie is such a douche canoe

by Victorfudge November 22, 2011

Douche Snozzle

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.

James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!

by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010

Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

by tableraper May 16, 2009

douche bag

Joey.

The word refers to everyone named Joey.

Joey is a douche bag

by forshizzlemcnizzle January 2, 2009

douche fag

also, douche faget. the name of the holiday given to the second week in January. A douche fag is also somebody who drives a jetta and/or can't grow a beard. Someone that isn't a santi or doesn't know sisky, is a douche fag. Finally, if you don't drink fuckin power thirst and run like a Kenyan ur a douche fag.

Dude, that guy wasn't sisky enough so he's a fuckin douche fag.

Fuck the step off you skanky douche fag.

That dirty russian just called me a fucking douche fag.

by Tyler Fox January 16, 2008

douche bag

1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.

Look at this douche bag!

by pr0owner December 23, 2008