The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024
It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button
by Jchiggins 12 March 06, 2024
The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
by Mediocre Ogre April 22, 2011
Family game night in Texas. When you twist your penis 180 degrees and pee in your sisters mouth. While playing Twister and yellow is spun.
by Dr. Jekyll February 24, 2025
Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
by KittyPetunia June 01, 2022
by C/G April 08, 2021
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
by Bed Making September 15, 2022