Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Reverse wet dream

Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.

Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot

by Senpaiofall May 24, 2019

Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013

Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.

After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

wet pussy bitch

A woman who acts a certain way around men vs women

Tends to be more open and accommodating when conversing when men as opposed to women

That wet pussy bitch just told me no, but then said yes to that guy. Typical WPB.

by poconnor08 December 4, 2022

jared de wet

He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny

Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover

Very tall and big built but not fat

Great hair

I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty

by Charles 7011 March 4, 2017

Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.

"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."

by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020