tea and nod

Getting ucked off while sipping a TT tea str8 out the Minecraft TNT cup sat back legs up watching some bare knuckle fighting on the YouTube

“Ayo lemme get some tea and nod” or
“Put the kettle on love you know what time it is”

by WAH WAH WEE WEE October 3, 2022

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Sunday Tea

A really small dick (pinky size)

"I hooked up with this gorgeous guy last night, I was gagging, when he took his clothes off, he had major Sunday tea!"

by Joiz October 30, 2013

Tea Sipper

"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.

I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.

by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.

No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.

by Ken Safety December 31, 2019