taylor swift

the manifestation of all basic white girls out there

"Do you like taylor swift?"
"No I'm not a 13 year old white girl"

by tempted1 December 11, 2023

Taylor

They often smell... ALOT. they never seem to stop yapping. her breath always smells. she loves sitting and annoying people never allowing you to have peace and quiet.

ew look its Taylor

by livelovinglaughing123 March 6, 2025

Taylor

really hot but never cares about what you say to them even after 5 years and there really cool but you like them for about 4 years and realize shes gone through too many boyfriends in a year it makes you feel sad like you dont wanna be here anymore knowing you lost the love of your life. it just hurts makes you feel like you have three gallons of water in your throat and you love for her fades making you think theres nobody left in the world who cares and you lay in bed at three in the morning looking at the ceiling listening to music feeling like not even your parents love you this got really deep why did i type all this, idk but im still posting this shit anyways

you "hey have you been okay lately?"
Taylor "bro no matter how many times you text me i dont give a shit i dont care about you"

by shut~up February 14, 2021

Taylor Swift

An annoying bitch who thinks she's so cool and does not deserve a Grammy for Midnights.
Lana Del Ray is better

"Taylor swift is a tranny"

by beanstalkbecker February 7, 2024

Michael Taylor

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”

Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”

Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”

by MoniNac July 9, 2024

Taylor Mcnaughton

The Act Of Tugging Thou's Shaft In A Fiat Panda With A Temu Bluetooth Device Installed

Taylor Mcnaughton Likes Kids

by Baggas22 April 15, 2024

Taylor

Taylor is the most amazing person to talk to, she is funny, beautiful, nice body, and just fun to talk to. She is hard to date but once u sedate her it will be worth it but it might take awhile. She has a beautiful body and face and personality. She is loving and likes bad boys, she is sort of a bad boy tamer.

Bro she’s so hot I bet u she’s a model

Ha a model, she better than a model, she’s Taylor

by ynnek smada 84 November 24, 2021