spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 08, 2014
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Best-Performing Posts

Meaning: Posts that go viral on other niche pages similar to yours.
These picture is one of the best-performing posts as there are many likes and comments.
by James!12345 March 29, 2020
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Post Acceptance Denial

A.K.A P.A.D

The mentality achieved by the majority of Senior High School Students that have received University/and/or/College acceptances and now refuse to try in school any longer as they have no need to.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you study for that upcoming calculus text?
Bob: Fuck that, I already got into University/College name, I don't need to do shit.
Ray: Fuck you and your PAD (Post Acceptance Denial) Bob. I got rejected.
by bestloliconNA May 08, 2013
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No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance
“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares
by Jenjen000 November 23, 2021
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Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned
by Iamafox March 29, 2024
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Post-Termy

Grabbing a beer at the airport AFTER you have already landed at your final destination.
I grabbed a post-termy when I landed so I could delay my arrival home. If I left right away, I would have had to put the kids to bed and I just couldn’t deal tonight!
by Rose Annap August 20, 2024
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Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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