Social Media Dissect

It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
@socialmediadissect

Marketer 1: Where did you learn this amazing marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!

by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021

Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)

You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty

by Snuskgott_30:th_April_1945_POG May 17, 2022

Social whore

A person who is outgoing and extroverted, chronically posts on their social media story because the world is just DYING to know just what is happening in their life at that specific moment. Will often display symptoms of patental neglect.

“Why does Michelle share so much crap on her instagram story?”
“Oh, you know she’s a social whore right?”

by gary09763 May 1, 2023

social waving

Going through your social media sites.

Why you always social waving you a social media whore.

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Social Media

A format for people to vent about the fuckery in their lives.

I videotaped myself telling my boyfriend that I caught him cheating on me with my best friend and posted it on social media.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Social Discomfort

To feel uncomfortable around people attached to you

Bryce felt so much social discomfort with juli around him

by Xrusii April 7, 2022