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phone sex

It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.
by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010
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Sex story

yall nasty, but so am i. so here i go, enjoy!

my sex story
this is my Sex story.

I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
by The random random May 17, 2022
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crack sex

she doesnt like having anal sex, so we agreed on having crack sex.
by nobody else here April 22, 2017
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Hipster Sex

Hipster sex is when one of the male parties comes, as would any hipster, before it was cool.
"How was that?"
"Pretty awful. He came before it was cool"
"Oh, so it was Hipster sex!"
by Anonymouths66 October 5, 2013
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Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex
Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"
by Mac Soul January 9, 2012
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one sex

A common typo that is made when one attempts to type, "One sec"
My mom is calling.
one sex
by clenhornier February 13, 2010
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sex crumbs

crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.
after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.
by speedo jackson April 6, 2006
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