The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog
"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.
by Danmit April 9, 2009
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2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
2. Dropping a steamy load in your friend's mouth when they are asleep and setting it alight.
Derek: Hey Gene, last night my friend took a shit cigar in my mouth and now I'm addicted.
Gene: That sucks
Gene: That sucks
by Crunchie Egg May 3, 2009
Get the Shit Cigar mug.Taking a shit while your on the job.
by crackh0 May 30, 2008
Get the paid shit mug.Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.
by Chavato August 10, 2008
Get the shit in a seabag mug.The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
by Wevet April 12, 2013
Get the Drunk Shit mug.A defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the ass cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. Tar Shits most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. Clean up of a Tar Shit is often referred to as Tar Wipes.
Roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant Tar Shits. His doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Tar Shits mug.Like this myth of Midas, only in a bad way. Someone with the touch of shit makes everything they touch turn to shit. Often applies to celebrities and musicians, thought can also apply to politicians, teachers and occassionally significant others.
by bigfatass September 5, 2003
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