While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.
by Kcchiefs1888 February 05, 2009
by StarkDanger January 17, 2023
1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton
Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!
Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.
Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!
Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.
Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))
by M--B April 10, 2008
He was pulling a chris
by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019
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A stripper joint in Columbia, SC, disguised as a car parts store for advertising and legalistic purposes. There is also one in Greenville, SC.
"guy 1: hey dude I need to get something for my car
guy 2: ok lets go to pull-a-part. the chicks that work there are so hott "
guy 2: ok lets go to pull-a-part. the chicks that work there are so hott "
by bananaboo July 29, 2009
Guy's guy: OMG dude, check out that guy!
Man's man: Wow, look at him Pull a Meznick! How embarrassing!
Guy's guy: What?
Man's man: You know, sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony rail. Frequently found on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
Man's man: Wow, look at him Pull a Meznick! How embarrassing!
Guy's guy: What?
Man's man: You know, sobbing uncontrollably over a balcony rail. Frequently found on ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
by BruceTheBoxer July 21, 2009