pickles

pickles are disgusting.

"got any pickles?"
"ew dude wtf, those stuff are nasty."

by CharlieDemalio May 19, 2021

Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

chinese pickle jar

hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

"hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 27, 2023

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.

I gave her the sandy pickle

by Hokpoke August 28, 2018

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021