Yapperoni Pizza

when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.

all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza

by Zacharythebest November 29, 2024

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection

This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.

by Dick Gritty July 9, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The reason I don't set drivers on fire

Pineapple pizza makes me happy. So that I don't do bad things

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Backwards pizza place

The backwards pizza place means to have someone shove cheese, tomato paste/sauce, and garlic in your rectum before buttfucking you while saying mama mia

Oh yeah I gave my girl the backwards pizza place

by Dknotdonkey March 7, 2024

Black Pizza

When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.

Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.

by YuOfTheNight March 18, 2024