Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.
Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?
by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020
Get the Tommug. by HALEEEEE February 20, 2022
Get the Tom hollandmug. by HuGekock69 July 27, 2022
Get the Tom Gouldenmug. A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom bradymug. Your such a Tom
by Dan95321 November 1, 2019
Get the Tommug. Old London police term for a prostitute-According to the O.E.D of Slang, it comes from Australia, is applied to women from the obsolete 'Tom-tart', rhyming slang for sweetheart.
by Demortuis September 23, 2022
Get the Tommug. Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.
by LakeyChan June 26, 2022
Get the Tommug.