Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

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Chinese Fire Drill

During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.

Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.

by malcky December 5, 2011

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spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.

Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!

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kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

by SirStephen February 8, 2012

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Pagan Fire Eater

The pinnacle of all sports teams both on and off the field, and one helluva dotball team.
Just when you think you got them figured out... BAM!!! They kick it up a notch just like Emeril.
The most dedicated Oceania team ever (besides the Incinerators, but who's counting?)

The Kai have long dreamed of becoming Pagan Fire Eaters, and CPL loldoters are jealous too.

by Bort's Multi December 11, 2009

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