Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Muffin

A different word for nerd.

"Look at these muffins"

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020

coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch

yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl

by laurynlolol September 12, 2019

Muffin

A delicious snack for a booty doggylicious

Wow muffin is fit

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."

by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017