March 29

March 29, national get fucked up drunk day. whatever day of the week it is, you and your friends have to get really fucking drunk.

Hey! we need to drink tonight.
- Why?
It's March 29, it's the national "get drunk day"

by Bamsee24 March 28, 2022

March 29

Freshman Skip Day
All freshman skip the day an relax. You deserve it. High school is tuff so March 29 is a off day for you and your friends

Jake: Man I’m tried of school 🥲🥲
Molly: Well good thing tomorrow is March 29 it’s freshman skip day. 😁

by yourstrulytoday March 28, 2022

March 30th

Smack your girlfriend ass

Smack your girlfriend ass when you see her on the march 30th

by hagag March 29, 2022

March 30

Grab your homie by the balls

P1: bro tomorrow is March 30th u better wear a cup.
P2: nah bro all offense tomorrow

by Ijustpooped March 29, 2022

March 11

A birthday for a piece of shit

Ayo my friend annabeth has her birthday on March 11 let's make it her worst

by What march 11 aka my birthday January 23, 2022

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 2

March 2nd is Youssef Salah’s birthday and everyone should go tell him happy birthday.

“Omg it’s march 2nd, it’s youssef’s birthday let’s go tell him happy birthday

by Youssef Salah January 25, 2022