The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

bud light in the loafers

See "light in the loafers"

Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.

Carl: You got it man.

by pseudosymmetry May 24, 2023

lighted random

the coolest player in the lighted smp

lighted random told me to kms i will now do it

by lightedrandom April 22, 2023

lighting bestagon 5

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IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS HERE, please ignore it. thank you

This is lighting bestagon 5

by Starlight Hexagon May 18, 2023

Red Lights lvly

a famous rapper known for sexually harassing predominantly african teenagers. Also used as a “move” when harassing african teenagers.

“Did you hear Darren hit a Red Lights lvly?”

by jake230713892 April 17, 2024

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023