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Kevin

Your giant bird pet.
Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
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Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!
by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024
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Kevin

A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.
Welcome to Oslo Kevin!
by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017
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On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name
On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin
by tj06brown November 12, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!
This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!
by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii
Kevin kissed your hun poi “tough”🤣
by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021
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Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.
We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out
by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021
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