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toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom
man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?
by tomizcool June 20, 2008
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Can

Someone who behaves like an ape and has no drip at all
Frank: Is that can over there doing monkey noises?
Lisa: not again!
by Nibbzz November 23, 2021
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021
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Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage
No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.
by Dejo January 22, 2022
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