Hot Serpent 

A penis that is ready to attack.

I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.

Hot Serpent by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008

Hot Planet

A term used to describe the smelly, steamy condition of a bedroom the morning after a night of debauchery.

After a long night in Naples, Joe Ham awoke to a Hot Planet.

Hot Planet by Joe Ham January 12, 2009

hot doctor

An exclamation of suprise, joy or horror.

"That's the squarest water melon I've ever seen!"

"Hot Doctor!"

hot doctor by Hot Doctor May 22, 2008

Hot Swamp Ass

when your ass is already sweaty from physical activity and you have a really moist fart, causing the sweat to turn a sickkish greenish brown like a swamp.

Oh man, something smells like Hot Swamp Ass

Shit man, that was me.

Hot Swamp Ass by Honour de balzac January 20, 2009

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

Hot Sourdough Loaf by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009

hot column 

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

hot column by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

Hot Topic

A punk/goth (whatever you want it to be) store that has sold out with rap, country, pop. Oh and can't forget the posers.
Sad.

Me with boyfriend:

Me: Maybe they'll have a new Cannibal Corpse shir...oh my god...
Bf: What?
Me: What the fuck is that!? Why the fuck is a lady gaga shirt in here..oh my god theres more! Country artists? Gross. They've sold out!

Bf: And what the fuck are they playing? Rap? God...
Me: Oh my god lets leave, this is disgusting, Hot Topic is a fucking sell out...

(true story) :p

Hot Topic by LadyOfCarnage March 22, 2010