Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

Piss Horse

An unpopular call and response phrase whereby the first party exclaims "Piss Horse!" and any other party begrudgingly replies "of course".

Person 1: "Piss Horse!"
Person 2: "Of Course"

by Phillip K. Eichner March 28, 2020

Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.

"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."

by dailyfinality December 7, 2024

horse cock

brooklyn

example: brooklyn has a huge horse cock

by sammy126969 June 30, 2023

Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none”

“Im a bit of a horse of all trades”

“Huh?”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh July 16, 2025