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I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015
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Got a face on

To be in a bad mood; be grumpy.

An alternative way to say 'cob on'.
Eee, she's got a proper face on', her
Oh my god, what have you got a face on for?
by Scarlett_Pimp December 11, 2023
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
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i got the slaps

It means songs that hit hard bass wise and with the fire beat and lyrics
I got the slaps that will fuck up your subs
by The Calculator April 20, 2018
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