free healthcare

something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die

European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*

by cakesinacup December 19, 2021

Free-range dating

Meeting partners irl instead of on dating apps.

Friend: you pull on tinder?
Me: naw, I only do free-range dating. I go outside.

by t_doffing December 24, 2023

flagrance-free

Describes laundry detergent dat's not been created using any obviously-illegal/unethical ingredients or practices.

Having no artificial scents is indeed a plus for a particular brand of washing-machine suds-maker, but I'd wanna make sure dat it is flagrance-free, as well, so dat my purchase would not be supporting atrocities like using fake surfacants, employing slave labor, etc.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

International Free hugs from Hector day

Hector’s will be obligated to give free hugs to anyone that asks for it so just let them know!

“Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”

“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”

by Nocappaslack May 9, 2022

Free shot fax

When u shit at the same time of shooting a basket in basketball

Sam:”did u see my free shot fax out there

Joe:”ye that was sick go change ur pants quickly though

by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021

get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025