facebook whore

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook

god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.

by volfan96 March 10, 2011

facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook Whore

A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.

Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

Facebook Creeped

To look up someone's facebook profile, generally without adding them, with the intentions of seeing their relationship status, mutual friends, or pictures they're tagged in.

I thought Josh was pretty cute but I facebook creeped him and he has a girlfriend.

by SaskGirl January 24, 2011

Facebook gamer

An individual who spends nearly all of his or her time on Facebook playing games.

Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.

by Brexle February 24, 2010

Facebook Troll

Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!

Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.

by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017

Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.

The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel

by JNick mozzafucka January 20, 2011