Eat Ass Go Fast

The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"

Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"

by Borger__ May 27, 2021

Your Auntie eat Pantie

Worse one of them all, implying your Aunt is a lesbian who eats women's underwear. Never to be used, unless absolutely needed, or else there WILL be consequences.

Ron: Your mom gay
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Ron: your granny tranny!
Jim: your Grandpap a TRAP!
Ron: your sister a MISTER!
Jim: your BROTHER is a MOTHER!
Ron: you asked for it... YOUR AUNTIE EAT PANTIE!!!
God: (sweating) holy fuck ...
(Planet earth implodes)

by Xycrossd May 14, 2018

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

the anticipation is eating my spine

a common saying meaning "im so excited/nervous to see what happens next?"

do you think wonder woman really dies in endgame?

idk, but the anticipation is eating my spine

by LilacBrown889 April 19, 2021

Most qualified to eat ass

Michael

Michael is most qualified to eat ass.

by Kjoe July 26, 2018

National eat pussy day

June 31st

Boy: I’m about to go to my girl house

Friend: what y’all finna do

Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day

by GucciFlippFlopps June 26, 2019

Eat Tyler's Food Day

Today is the day whete you are allowed to eat Tyler's food no matter what

"Its Eat Tyler's Food Day!"
"Lets go eat all his food"

by MiniPigeon November 5, 2019