by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013
Get the Douche Canoesmug. Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
by magic32player August 18, 2009
Get the Dingle douchemug. A person who does not know how to have fun. Who thinks others are immature when in fact they are just too mature. A person who doesn't understand shit and thinks they are too good for everyone else.
by wowilovecheese December 27, 2009
Get the douche bagmug. by Victorfudge November 22, 2011
Get the Douche Canoemug. The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.
by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010
Get the Douche Snozzlemug. Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.
Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"
She walks away
Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!
Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"
by The one and only PB May 12, 2007
Get the douche pupmug. by Jordan Wayne Norman October 20, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug.