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David boi

by A man man man man May 17, 2019
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The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.
I can’t let go of David for being Emo!
by Kolipzy_master881 November 20, 2023
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David Belmonte

A famous Younower, Muser and Instagramer who is known for making cute and hot videos and pictures for the internet. Everybody falls in love with this boy.
,,Do you know David Belmonte?"
,ofc he is made of boyfriend material'
,,Go away he is mine"
by carobufty July 9, 2017
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David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021
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Juning David

Juxtaposition aiming to add queer representation to biblical depictions of David, who is the symbol of liberty and freedom of the Republican ideals; furthermore, June is the US month to celebrate pride.
Caitlyn Jenner's transition in conjunction with her conservative political affiliation means she's Juning David!
by CheeseCAKEGIRL December 17, 2024
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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