fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War

a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too

Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!

by Bounds046 September 7, 2020

I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback

Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”

by Dowstreet March 13, 2020

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

by big boi gay January 31, 2019