fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.

person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”

by pinkminion April 8, 2024

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

gorger bread lob

Aj manning; a non gypsy who is an idiot

“cor what a gorger bread lob”

by tiffany marie rasclart temple May 18, 2024

cuck bread

a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.

"The meatballs on that sub were so big, that I ended up with three whole bites of cuck bread!"

by Lady Applesauce June 16, 2024

Knockout Bread

A piece of bread that has hardened to become as hard as a rock that you resort to biting into after waking up hungry with no food in the house.

I think I just broke my toof on a piece of knockout bread!

by NOTHINGEATSNOTHING October 6, 2024

Sliced Bread

It's a 'saying' to use when you're about to pee your pants and can't hold it any longer. Basically, a type of distraction to think of something totally different.

"I gotta pee so bad...I'm going to piss my pants" .... "Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

by ktone October 21, 2024