Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

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Apple jacked

When someone puts amphetamines in your apple jacks cereal

Shit I'm hella apple jacked and having a panic attack who keeps doing this!!!?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

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You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

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Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

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😱:《¤》Apple《¤》Galmanu《¤》Yardisonull《¤》Mister《¤》Master《¤》Auditor《¤》Disk《¤》Jockey《¤》Executable《¤》《§ß§》

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Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.

My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.

by technogodCEO December 25, 2024

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Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.

glitchy: "hey guys im glitchy"
love apple: "OMG HI GLITCHY PLEASE SIGN MY BOW!!!!!!!!!!"

by unubun October 25, 2024

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