Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.

Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"

by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023

Monster

Heart attack juice that people collect for some reason

Hey do you like monster

by Ezekiel(Taylor'sVersion) November 29, 2021

Trip monster

Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.

Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous

by Tripmonster420 July 7, 2022

marmite monster

that is showing to little black kids

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv

by francois jacobs July 14, 2022

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Gronkster the monster

A nickname that defys an idiot. The real name would usually be Gronkcowski. He is tough but stupid. Kind of like Captian man from danger force

Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?

Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑

by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022

Squelch-monsters

Strange noises & sounds heard when occupying a cb radio, involving major static. Within the static, if you've been subjected to sleep deprivation ,which can cause you to hallucinate ,you may begin to hear strange people talking strange things. It's a very strange type of experience.

That chick was high on drugs & begin to hear squelch monsters & didn't realize she only needed to turn the channel dial on the cb radio back to ch 19 to get clear output & not hear them squelch-monsters provide such distorted content.

by Isris~Sebastián July 22, 2022