Chris

A text message intended to go to friends but mistakenly sent to your boss

Linda said, Bob sent me a Chris and I'm pissed".

by Rb21 March 3, 2017

Chris

Confusion, pure confusion...

Chris is Confusion

by KATANACHRIS July 21, 2021

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Chris

A guy Aysha wants to date so bad but he doesn’t really like her like that so he’s a lame.

ayo you heard of chris?
yeah foo he’s a walking L.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019