the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
by geatredbird April 19, 2006
when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it
by stubbz420 November 07, 2010
One person (male or female) coats his/her anus with peanut butter. A man then penetrates, performing anal sex with the peanut-butter-clad person. Next, the first person sucks the peanut butter (and whatever else) off the man.
The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.
Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
The anal sex is often not brought to completion; instead the man waits to cum inside the person's mouth during the oral sex part.
Also sometimes called a Texas Bird Feeder.
Not to be confused with a San Francisco Bird Feeder.
Bruce loved bobbing away at an Omaha Bird Feeder, but his partner would have preferred it if he'd offer him a San Francisco Bird Feeder once in a while.
"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
"I'm all sticky because my girl wouldn't finish our Omaha Bird Feeder just now."
by JBeano September 30, 2011
by Masty Bate January 08, 2010
When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
by Valtrexx July 27, 2014
1. An extremely fat lady that teaches piano lessons with a bird beside her squakking away. This person is usally old and dumb like a wounded buffalo beast. She will yell at you if you get one note wrong and her bird will yell at you the whole time and she will pay more attention to the bird.Also when she sings the song it sounds like your killing a buffalo. A good song reminding you of the fat lady with the bird is the song "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Frank Sinatra.
1.
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
Guy 1: Dude i just got done with the fat lady with the bird and she would stop being so annoying.
Guy 2: Aw Man that really stinks did you learn any thing?
Guy 1: Yea, bring a gun and some bird poison.
2. "The way you sing off key, the way you haunt my dreams, no they cant take that away from me" Frank Sinatra
by Peaknuckle May 27, 2006
by W.p./T.f December 21, 2008