Christiano Syndrome

The condition of mental retardation where you subsist on another being for everything.

Damn, chris! im gonna make a dictionary definition of the condition you have, im gonna call it christiano syndrome.

by FIREBOMB808 May 5, 2022

Madagascare Syndrome

Madagascare syndrome refers to when every guy or girl you see is attractive and a potential F buddy... aka YOU HUNGRY! It's been too long and you need to get some as a result your standards drop and everybody is a potenetial mate!

Inspired by a scene in a motion picture where a lion see's everything and everyone as a piece of meat!

In extreme cases of Madagascar Sydrome, try to remeber that not everyone is steak honey child!!!

Madagascare Syndrome sufferer - "Is it just me or is everyone in here totally HOT?"
Friend - "It's just you... please get some soon"

by Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! November 4, 2013

fart syndrome

The cause of where farts continue to come out and may end in explosive diarrhoea.

I have been tested for fart syndrome.

by Yaboimedkit January 6, 2021

xxx syndrome

A syndrome when u get addicted to Porn and want to be a pornstar

I have XXX syndrome. I’m a pornstar because I have XXX syndrome.

by Memeboy21 August 24, 2020

IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023

Assburgers syndrome

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.

Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

by keldard May 31, 2020

DDR Syndrome

When an obese person plays the same easy levels in the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" repeatedly and claims it as exercise.

"I weigh 300 pounds but ever since I started working out playing DDR I feel healthier than ever!"
"Nice, what did you play?"
"The 6's and the 7's I've been playing for months but for a whole hour straight."
"O...k?"
"Yeah I'm so tired Im going to go get some McDonalds."
"Sounds like you have DDR Syndrome."

by MonkeOohOoh January 18, 2021