Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.

Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you

by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD
Maurus: "Aghhh"

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021

toad_onsaturn

one of the greatest people ever, most commonly known for his great sense of humor and being a great friend >:D (this is written by Brutus u better be thankful or else I will unsibling u/j)

"bro you know that one guy right? I think his username was toad_onsaturn or something like that."

by brutuslikescats November 29, 2021

toad lord

a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his

1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord

by X_x-JJ-x_X December 7, 2021

toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toast

When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast

Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”

Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”

Konnor “yuh”

by Mousebagg December 21, 2021