jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).

"Im jelque milk maxxing, dad! Dont distract me." - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024

cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.

A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it

by Pi-tscha February 6, 2025

max hartman

a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.

max hartman radiates such aquarius energy but he is def a cancer rising

by badb111 June 9, 2021

Max

Max is the most amazing person you will ever meet. His personality is one of a kind and he is always there to brighten up your saddest days. He is so caring, sweet and so so kind. You would never want to lose him.

Max is cool

by Waaaaaaaater December 30, 2018

Max

A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best

Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max

by Suckthatduckgetreadytof May 31, 2018

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024