Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

Spilling The Tea

Telling everything you know about something or someone, Telling it all, Spilling the Beans

She got drunk and started spilling the tea.

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Tea

Most people think of “tea” as something to drink, not in this case! It is used as something to gossip with

Spill the tea about what happened yesterday!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019

Tea

A beverage, usually drank by Asian countries and the british. Slang for British elixir.

Person 1: Hey Britain, why did you conquer 50% of the world?
Britan: Tea

by Monox412 June 6, 2021

Bubble Tea

You know, things that stuck in your throat every time. Its origin is a country that if you yell the name of it, you'll be sent to a hospital by angry Chinese people. (It's from Taiwan)!!!

Chinese love drinking different kinds of tea. But they never drink BUBBLE TEA because it's from Taiwan /smirking/

by TaiwanEhEhEh June 5, 2018

Typical Tea Activities

(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.

PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.

by teathepot August 14, 2023