Dirty Tom

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy

"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"

by Squampy69 September 7, 2020

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

Sketchy Tom

This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.

Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.

by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020

The Tom Bombadil

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)

"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."

by Moorf97 February 1, 2022

fuck off tom

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt

He's so annoying, Fuck off Tom

by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008