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West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .
How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .
by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025
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West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
by CLE ent November 20, 2018
mugGet the West Virginia Fix-Itmug.

Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West
by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024
mugGet the Jacob Westmug.

West

You are as cool as Kanye WEST, that is why they call you "West".

You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
Only real ones are named West.

Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
by thegirlnextdoor_72 June 3, 2020
mugGet the Westmug.

Niles West

Niles West is a suburb school where a lot of kids act like there from da hood but never visited the southside. If u lived in rogers, albany, or sum u chill but sum of u suburb rich kids gotta chill
Jae: Im from the hood I go to Niles West!
Mo: No ur not u always lived in Lincolnwood
by Osama Daquon Elijah February 15, 2022
mugGet the Niles Westmug.

CoonYay West

"You voted for Donald Trump? You are such a CoonYay West?"
by RevRun May 4, 2019
mugGet the CoonYay Westmug.

Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.
I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"
by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020
mugGet the Concreter Mark Westmug.

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