Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.
'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'