(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
Get the post-optimistmug. Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the post-door-slamming wincemug. That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments
by handlerzz August 23, 2015
Get the post toppermug. 1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance
2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post
2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
Get the Postmug. That Balsworth is always waiting to snatch up someone else's ideas and run with it. He's a real post playa!
by Sexydeadguy August 3, 2017
Get the Post playamug. by Earthworm Sally September 30, 2020
Get the I posted this to review definitionsmug. by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
Get the post hookmug.