Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011

Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

by Skaternator May 23, 2018

poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.

1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!

by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018

Colin Poo

a boii with long blonde hair that is very sexxi and hott and i love him very very much!!!!!!!!

a hott boi named colin poo hehe

by LIZZZZZZZZZ March 17, 2005

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Poo-phoria

A euphoric feeling of success experienced when one has passed a most difficult stool.

wow that shit was poo-phoric!

by hanzor10 July 10, 2011

Vapor Poo

1. Vapor emitted from one's anus. Also known as a fart. Highly offensive, and highly dangerous.

2. A cute nickname for the pokemon Vaporeon

1. Todd made a vapor poo that was so bad my dog couldn't even handle it... so he died.

2. Ew will! I know you're just a dog but please don't vapor poo on top of me...ok?

3. I choose you, Vapor Poo!

by arseniur31 August 24, 2009