Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Aggressive Prayer

When you slap both palms on either side of a penis whilst performing fellatio in order to show your enthusiasm to the recipient and to our lord and saviour.

I made him see god so I quickly performed the Aggressive Prayer

by Mr.Bagshot69 May 14, 2025

Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.

Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

Cold Played

When you get caught cheating at a concert

Wow that man and woman got cold played

by Clotzzz July 28, 2025

Indoor Playground

The closest thing to heaven we will ever have on Earth

For any child or child-at-heart, an indoor playground is the closest thing to heaven on Earth

by I Like To Define Words September 19, 2025