by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
Get the Speed Bag the Picklemug. A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
Get the Jelly bean and pickle sandwichmug. by pickle lovers November 2, 2012
Get the Skankin' Picklesmug. A Pickle Daddy is somebody who gives pickles—yes, actual pickles, to a friend, acquaintance, family member, or stranger. But it’s more than just the gift. A Pickle Daddy gives pickles when the receiver is experiencing emotional stress, overwhelm, or physical injury with the hopes of putting a smile on their face. Pickles can also be gifted as a random act of generosity. Pickles bring pickle lovers joy, and there needs to be more kindness and connection like this in a sometimes-dark and lonely world.
The story of Pickle Daddy is a feel-good tale of an internet friendship that will hopefully inspire others to perform random acts of kindness (through pickles or not) where sadness and mental health issues exist.
The story of Pickle Daddy is a feel-good tale of an internet friendship that will hopefully inspire others to perform random acts of kindness (through pickles or not) where sadness and mental health issues exist.
I was feeling really sad about my recent breakup and expressed my feelings on social media. Pickle Daddy viewed my Instagram story and arranged for a jar pickles to arrive at my doorstep the next day. Pickle Daddy always knows how to make me smile even when I'm sad.
by @vanessaLpowell March 24, 2024
Get the Pickle Daddymug. When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.
by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023
Get the Ditch Picklemug. by Bizmo Funyins August 27, 2019
Get the big pickle big suckmug. What your dad smokes out of when he stays up all night. Or that thing you twist to get speed air into your body.
by M.tflea October 1, 2020
Get the Picklemug.