Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

Team Mom by theman9000 August 17, 2018

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian 

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian by Winner67 March 9, 2019

MY MOM 

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

MY MOM by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019

Stage mom 

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

Stage mom by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

Christian mom 

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.

oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.

Christian mom by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019

sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

sorry mom by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

step mom 

a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

step mom by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019