pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.

They’re so pretty, they must be Max!

by alexisnthere June 14, 2023

Max Rong

the cutest.

This is a fact that everyone knows.

Oh my god, I’d say YOURE the cutest but Max Rong exists.

by maxrongiscuter May 12, 2022

Max Moore

Cutest, Kindest, Nicest and most amazing person

I really like Max Moore

by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020

Max

Come to DADDY

Max says "Come to daddy."

by Eskkittt September 7, 2017

Max

The overlord of the ZigZag Zone Discord server

Person 1: Max banned me
Person 2: L

by A MAN WITH A VERY SMALL PENIS November 4, 2020

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023